1 00:00:00,237 --> 00:00:01,865 In previous episodes... 2 00:00:01,895 --> 00:00:04,296 I decided to undergo a gastric bypass surgery. 3 00:00:04,679 --> 00:00:06,195 - I will do it'. - You'll do what? 4 00:00:06,225 --> 00:00:08,428 The operation. I just want to Don't freak out, okay? 5 00:00:08,458 --> 00:00:11,593 - Well, don't worry about me. - Well, I have to do it, Kate, 6 00:00:11,623 --> 00:00:14,473 because the fact is I'm in love with you. 7 00:00:15,472 --> 00:00:17,764 Hell, I'd marry you, Kate Pearson. 8 00:00:17,794 --> 00:00:19,951 Yes, I will continue to go out with Sloane because it's... 9 00:00:19,981 --> 00:00:21,806 kind, sweet, funny. 10 00:00:21,836 --> 00:00:24,357 And, you know what? Sometimes you have to do the right thing. 11 00:00:24,387 --> 00:00:25,651 Even if it's not what you want. 12 00:00:25,861 --> 00:00:28,146 The cancer is progressing more faster than we expected. 13 00:00:28,176 --> 00:00:29,502 I can feel it. 14 00:00:29,532 --> 00:00:31,682 The drugs no longer work. 15 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:34,365 Do you want to stop chemo, William? 16 00:00:35,848 --> 00:00:38,143 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! KATE, KEVIN, RANDALL AND THE AMAZING DAD 17 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,758 Translation: whitecloud_, flhope, Marceline 18 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:45,713 Translation: ShakiLove, Mad_Vengeance_Marty, Manuta 19 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:47,571 Review: Queen Steisi 20 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,449 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! KATE, KEVIN, RANDALL AND THE COOL DAD 21 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,366 Surprise! 22 00:00:53,396 --> 00:00:54,396 Yes! 23 00:00:55,725 --> 00:00:56,975 Come on, guys! 24 00:00:59,389 --> 00:01:01,089 Get ready, Randall. 25 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,887 Perfect! Yes! 26 00:01:05,353 --> 00:01:06,403 Very good. 27 00:01:06,952 --> 00:01:08,619 Is this what we're going to do now? 28 00:01:08,649 --> 00:01:10,699 Here it comes. It's coming! 29 00:01:11,929 --> 00:01:16,320 - We want cake! We want cake! - We want cake! We want cake! 30 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:15,260 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! KATE, KEVIN, RANDALL AND THE AMAZING DAD{an8} 31 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:18,040 One, two and... 32 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:19,070 three! 33 00:01:24,215 --> 00:01:25,842 Eyes closed, eyes closed. 34 00:01:25,872 --> 00:01:26,872 Smile. 35 00:01:28,807 --> 00:01:31,107 I understand, I'll put the camera down. 36 00:01:33,523 --> 00:01:35,773 He came in, he came in, he came in! 37 00:01:35,870 --> 00:01:37,520 I'm sinking! Oh, no! 38 00:01:39,689 --> 00:01:41,700 - Honey, I can't do it. - Oh, come on. 39 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:44,373 The children will be ten years tomorrow, right? 40 00:01:44,403 --> 00:01:47,373 They no longer need toys, but of a dog. 41 00:01:47,403 --> 00:01:50,268 Darling, our beautiful ones children need... 42 00:01:50,298 --> 00:01:51,629 of a beautiful... 43 00:01:51,659 --> 00:01:52,859 - dog. - Okay. 44 00:01:53,256 --> 00:01:54,800 - Get a dog. - Okay. 45 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:56,939 And he also finds a new mother take him for a walk. 46 00:01:56,969 --> 00:01:58,611 It seems right to me, but... 47 00:01:58,641 --> 00:01:59,597 do you want... 48 00:01:59,627 --> 00:02:01,077 do you want to look for it... 49 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:04,154 the new mom or you do you trust my judgement? 50 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,185 You're lucky you're cute. 51 00:02:06,215 --> 00:02:10,015 - Cute enough to make love together? - I don't know, are you? 52 00:02:13,907 --> 00:02:15,691 Mom, dad, we have to have a meeting. 53 00:02:15,721 --> 00:02:17,421 Isn't it customary to knock anymore? 54 00:02:17,839 --> 00:02:20,789 - And since when have you been holding meetings? - Yeah, from what I remember, 55 00:02:20,819 --> 00:02:24,280 We're the ones doing the meetings, you participate and then we continue to feed you. 56 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,460 This is the deal. What happens? 57 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:29,002 We want a birthday party for each this year. 58 00:02:29,032 --> 00:02:30,332 - How? - What? 59 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,730 But you like to share the your birthday. Have you... 60 00:02:33,761 --> 00:02:36,350 the three-layer cake, the birthday banner 61 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:37,756 - and attaches the tail to the donkey. - The donkey. 62 00:02:37,786 --> 00:02:40,926 Mom, we'll be ten years old, we're too many great for donkeys and banners. 63 00:02:40,956 --> 00:02:44,287 I want a Madonna themed party. Sophie and I love Madonna. 64 00:02:44,317 --> 00:02:45,803 - Really? - But who is Sophie? 65 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,115 My best friend. 66 00:02:47,145 --> 00:02:48,267 - And Grace? - I don't know. 67 00:02:48,297 --> 00:02:49,647 We argued. 68 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:51,619 I want it themed "La Fantastic Story". 69 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,522 - You want what? - "The Fantastic Story"? 70 00:02:53,552 --> 00:02:55,988 Kevin, don't joke, you were terrified of that movie. 71 00:02:56,018 --> 00:03:00,011 When I was nine maybe. Now that I'm about to turn ten, I love it. 72 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:01,953 Okay. Hey, Randall! 73 00:03:02,547 --> 00:03:04,944 - Come here, son. - What happens? 74 00:03:05,075 --> 00:03:06,709 - Do you have to check us for lice? - No. 75 00:03:06,739 --> 00:03:07,739 No. 76 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:11,083 Darling, you want it too your birthday party? 77 00:03:13,021 --> 00:03:14,321 -Kevin. - Hey. 78 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:15,413 Stop it. 79 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:18,581 Maybe we'll invite some your schoolmate. 80 00:03:18,611 --> 00:03:21,848 Don't worry. They have this rule, where if you have a party, 81 00:03:21,878 --> 00:03:24,633 you have to invite the whole class. That's too many kids. 82 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,103 - All of it? - So be it. 83 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:29,183 - The whole class? - Can I have a magician? 84 00:03:29,799 --> 00:03:31,343 Yes, no problem. Right? 85 00:03:31,373 --> 00:03:32,773 Ok, then I'm in. 86 00:03:32,855 --> 00:03:35,838 - Okay, so... - Meeting over. Thank you all. 87 00:03:35,868 --> 00:03:39,518 - Thanks for stopping by. - I know, I know, I'll close the door. 88 00:03:40,245 --> 00:03:42,095 But what just happened? 89 00:03:42,935 --> 00:03:46,735 So, let's talk about the possibilities given for his gastric bypass. 90 00:03:47,177 --> 00:03:48,177 Yes'. 91 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:52,764 The first week of February Would it be good for her? 92 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:54,624 Yes or... 93 00:03:55,258 --> 00:03:56,708 also no date. 94 00:03:56,814 --> 00:03:58,914 Both would be fine for me. 95 00:04:00,453 --> 00:04:01,453 Kate... 96 00:04:02,335 --> 00:04:03,435 what happens? 97 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:06,580 I got engaged. 98 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:08,560 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 99 00:04:09,003 --> 00:04:10,957 But my boyfriend... 100 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,546 Sorry, that's enough... 101 00:04:13,576 --> 00:04:14,901 absurd to hear that. 102 00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:15,932 Fiancé. 103 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,288 I have a boyfriend. It's very French. 104 00:04:18,436 --> 00:04:20,297 Her boyfriend... 105 00:04:21,564 --> 00:04:24,064 He just had heart surgery. 106 00:04:24,466 --> 00:04:26,252 And it was terrifying. 107 00:04:26,282 --> 00:04:28,632 And at the mere thought that one of us... 108 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:30,530 be under the knife, I... 109 00:04:31,289 --> 00:04:33,149 Wait, am I crazy for wanting to give up? 110 00:04:33,179 --> 00:04:34,179 I do not know. 111 00:04:35,126 --> 00:04:38,185 I don't think this is the time just to do the surgery. 112 00:04:38,215 --> 00:04:39,665 At least, not right away. 113 00:04:39,736 --> 00:04:40,736 But... 114 00:04:41,035 --> 00:04:42,135 damn. 115 00:04:42,598 --> 00:04:45,182 I was excited at the thought to be able to lose a lot of weight 116 00:04:45,212 --> 00:04:46,762 and quickly, too. 117 00:04:47,395 --> 00:04:48,395 Kate... 118 00:04:49,267 --> 00:04:52,165 Have you ever considered diving into one particular experience to lose weight? 119 00:04:52,195 --> 00:04:54,869 - A camp for the obese? - There's an incredible 120 00:04:54,899 --> 00:04:58,185 facility in the north of the state, in the Mountains Adirondacks. It's a one month program, 121 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:01,064 he wouldn't have any distractions and no temptation. 122 00:05:01,094 --> 00:05:04,444 Completely concentrated and lots of work to do. 123 00:05:05,901 --> 00:05:08,093 I'm late, I'm late. 124 00:05:08,123 --> 00:05:09,123 Juice? 125 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,458 Yes'. 126 00:05:10,488 --> 00:05:12,488 - Thank you. - How about... 127 00:05:12,652 --> 00:05:15,437 - some yogurt? - I can't, Tyler wants to talk to me. 128 00:05:15,467 --> 00:05:16,467 Of what? 129 00:05:16,771 --> 00:05:18,871 How's this morning, beauties? 130 00:05:19,562 --> 00:05:20,617 Well, you know how it is. 131 00:05:20,647 --> 00:05:22,294 - It's Wednesday. - Wednesday, the meat 132 00:05:22,324 --> 00:05:24,524 in the hamburger Tuesday-Thursday. 133 00:05:24,554 --> 00:05:26,954 And it's a really good burger. 134 00:05:28,009 --> 00:05:30,585 - Are you okay, William? - I? Am I okay? 135 00:05:30,615 --> 00:05:33,601 - Yes, that's the question of the day. - "Good" doesn't do it justice 136 00:05:33,631 --> 00:05:34,749 how I feel. 137 00:05:34,779 --> 00:05:36,979 I haven't felt this good in months. 138 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:39,368 I feel like after having sex, I feel like magic, 139 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:42,135 I feel like music, which reminds me... 140 00:05:42,165 --> 00:05:43,951 that Tess lent me her iPad. 141 00:05:43,981 --> 00:05:44,981 iPod. 142 00:05:45,086 --> 00:05:47,497 - That's an iPod. - You say "Pod", I say "Pad". 143 00:05:47,527 --> 00:05:49,845 It doesn't really matter what it's called. 144 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:52,097 - Can you explain to me how to put music on it? - I have to go... 145 00:05:52,127 --> 00:05:54,977 - Thanks, son. I take my list. - Okay. 146 00:05:59,802 --> 00:06:01,575 It's the interruption of chemo. 147 00:06:01,605 --> 00:06:04,102 It also happened to my father when stopped the treatment. 148 00:06:04,132 --> 00:06:06,082 He's full of energy again. 149 00:06:06,415 --> 00:06:08,352 Well, that's a good thing, at least I think. 150 00:06:08,382 --> 00:06:10,773 - Hey, can you help him with music? I have to go. - Certain. 151 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:11,950 How about... 152 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,501 - some yogurt? - I don't have time, darling. I don't have time. 153 00:06:14,531 --> 00:06:15,531 I love you. 154 00:06:19,368 --> 00:06:21,256 I have a minute for yogurt. 155 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,480 You there. 156 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,203 Did you have a good weekend? Yes'? 157 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:29,116 - Well, me too. I saw a movie... - No. 158 00:06:29,146 --> 00:06:30,396 - with... - No. 159 00:06:31,037 --> 00:06:32,713 - "No" what? - No pleasantries. 160 00:06:32,743 --> 00:06:35,192 Don't pretend things things are going well between us. 161 00:06:35,222 --> 00:06:38,676 You said dating me was there right thing to do. You compared me 162 00:06:38,706 --> 00:06:40,980 - to the seat belt of the taxi. - Okay, listen. I understand... 163 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:43,402 No, that's fine, we just work together. 164 00:06:43,432 --> 00:06:47,182 Let's go in, let's rehearse the show and then we leave. 165 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,130 - Agree. Well. - Well. 166 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:55,470 You know, I still think they would be you liked my movie recommendations. 167 00:06:57,744 --> 00:06:59,043 You're the one who loses. 168 00:07:00,255 --> 00:07:01,922 You remembered 169 00:07:01,952 --> 00:07:04,588 to write your name all over your underwear? 170 00:07:04,618 --> 00:07:07,068 - It's not that kind of camp, okay? - Okay. 171 00:07:08,641 --> 00:07:11,287 Are you sure you agree that I do this thing? 172 00:07:11,317 --> 00:07:14,367 I know it's not really the best time for us. 173 00:07:14,555 --> 00:07:16,197 But of course I'm fine with it. 174 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:19,000 Kate, we have a whole life to live together. 175 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:22,902 Or at least all the rest of mine. I had a heart attack at 40, I'll die first. 176 00:07:22,932 --> 00:07:23,932 Toby... 177 00:07:25,003 --> 00:07:29,411 Look, this is an incredible opportunity. and I want you to do it for yourself. 178 00:07:29,441 --> 00:07:31,923 And Dr. Singh doesn't want to that you travel for two weeks. 179 00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:34,608 So I'll just stick to explore the big apple a little. 180 00:07:34,638 --> 00:07:36,488 Do you know anyone in town? 181 00:07:36,578 --> 00:07:37,878 Just nobody. 182 00:07:38,241 --> 00:07:41,026 But I'll be fine. If Macaulay Culkin can do it, 183 00:07:41,056 --> 00:07:42,774 then I can do it too. 184 00:07:44,293 --> 00:07:45,321 I love you. 185 00:07:45,351 --> 00:07:46,601 I love you too. 186 00:07:47,242 --> 00:07:49,008 - It'll be great. - Already'. 187 00:07:49,038 --> 00:07:50,548 - But it's going to be tough. - Yes'. 188 00:07:50,578 --> 00:07:52,128 I'm going to vomit a lot. 189 00:07:52,528 --> 00:07:55,014 But I won't be one of those people who complain. 190 00:07:55,044 --> 00:07:58,064 - I'll just throw up. - This is the right spirit. 191 00:07:58,094 --> 00:08:00,380 Yes, I will also have a coach bitchy and skinny, 192 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:03,654 who will scream at me until I spill so many tears to fill a swimming pool. 193 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,784 - And I'll do a hundred laps in there. - Yes'! 194 00:08:07,212 --> 00:08:09,009 It's disgusting, but yeah. 195 00:08:11,856 --> 00:08:13,506 Thanks for the support. 196 00:08:13,968 --> 00:08:16,733 - That's what boyfriends do. - So thank you, boyfriend. 197 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,263 You're welcome, girlfriend. 198 00:08:20,136 --> 00:08:23,211 - Enough, let's stop. Already'. - Yes, it's disgusting. Yes'. 199 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:27,151 Hey, sorry for the delay. The family It's been driving me crazy lately. 200 00:08:27,181 --> 00:08:29,781 - Did he want to see me? - Yes, yes. Come in. 201 00:08:29,935 --> 00:08:32,063 Randall, do you know Sanjay Jahiri? 202 00:08:33,434 --> 00:08:34,584 In name only. 203 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,431 I'm Randall Pearson. 204 00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:39,270 Sorry, I biked in from Brooklyn. I'm slightly sweaty. 205 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,750 Don't worry, everything is going great. 206 00:08:41,929 --> 00:08:45,194 Sarah told you about our new one potential customer of wind power plants? 207 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:48,059 - The ones under construction in Alberta, yes. - In Calgary. 208 00:08:48,089 --> 00:08:49,989 Which is in the province of Alberta. 209 00:08:50,019 --> 00:08:51,869 Sorry, it was to clarify. 210 00:08:52,016 --> 00:08:54,716 I appreciate it, Sanjay, but I know the details. 211 00:08:54,794 --> 00:08:57,492 Sanjay came for help us conquer them. 212 00:08:57,522 --> 00:08:58,522 Really? 213 00:08:59,251 --> 00:09:02,138 I was hoping to take care of it this time. 214 00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:05,322 Well, since Sanjay is experienced in the field of renewable energy... 215 00:09:05,352 --> 00:09:08,302 I'm interested too of renewable energy. 216 00:09:10,476 --> 00:09:12,522 I deserve at least a chance, 217 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,552 sir. 218 00:09:15,487 --> 00:09:18,277 It seems right to me. Why not do you both work on a derivative? 219 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:23,157 - Bring it to me at the end of the week. - Weekend? I'll make it by tomorrow morning. 220 00:09:23,219 --> 00:09:24,669 Sanjay, are you okay? 221 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,099 - No problem. - May the best derivative win. 222 00:09:29,328 --> 00:09:32,328 God, I feel like it a terrible reality show. 223 00:09:34,472 --> 00:09:36,722 Turn, turn, turn. Turn, turn, turn. 224 00:09:37,032 --> 00:09:38,468 And now to the other side. 225 00:09:38,498 --> 00:09:42,848 - Good. Thank you so much, see you tomorrow. Greetings. - And eyes closed. Eyes closed. 226 00:09:43,634 --> 00:09:45,685 - The magician confirmed. - Well. 227 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:48,151 How are Madonna's gloves coming along? 228 00:09:48,181 --> 00:09:49,181 Well. 229 00:09:49,491 --> 00:09:50,491 Great. 230 00:09:51,183 --> 00:09:52,434 Where did you find it? 231 00:09:52,464 --> 00:09:54,101 I found it in the cellar. 232 00:09:54,131 --> 00:09:56,780 - My God, how cute was Randall? - Still is. 233 00:09:56,810 --> 00:09:59,939 Yes, that's true. But it was cuter when he was five years old. 234 00:09:59,969 --> 00:10:02,376 - You're almost there. - Almost, you're almost there. 235 00:10:02,406 --> 00:10:05,413 I can't believe we won't be playing this year to "pin the tail on the donkey". 236 00:10:05,443 --> 00:10:08,443 And probably not We'll never play again, right? 237 00:10:08,684 --> 00:10:10,434 - Wow. Yes'? - Hey, Jack? 238 00:10:10,571 --> 00:10:12,395 I think this is all very sweet. 239 00:10:12,425 --> 00:10:17,111 But in less than 12 hours, there will be 45 here children for three different birthday parties. 240 00:10:17,141 --> 00:10:20,099 So we couldn't be a little less nostalgic... 241 00:10:20,129 --> 00:10:23,379 - and more focused on the glitter? Thank you. - Certain. 242 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,567 Keep your eyes closed. 243 00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:29,076 Eyes closed. 244 00:10:29,669 --> 00:10:31,619 You must keep your eyes closed. 245 00:10:32,561 --> 00:10:34,011 - Hey, Bec? - Yes'? 246 00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:36,936 What if we have another baby? 247 00:10:37,145 --> 00:10:38,517 Ok, do you want to try? 248 00:10:38,547 --> 00:10:39,947 Well done, darling. 249 00:10:40,804 --> 00:10:43,627 Remember to keep your eyes closed. Don't peek! 250 00:10:43,657 --> 00:10:45,857 This Is Us 1x12 "Three Sentences" 251 00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:49,067 Anonymous Translators (www.tracchettoanonimi.it) 252 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,195 Jack. 253 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:58,348 We barely make it take care of three children. 254 00:10:58,378 --> 00:11:00,581 Yes, but not in a while they will be more than children. 255 00:11:00,611 --> 00:11:03,519 - They are 10 years old. Soon they will be adults. - A... 256 00:11:03,549 --> 00:11:04,549 barely. 257 00:11:05,141 --> 00:11:08,651 And you remember what happened last time that we tried to have a baby? 258 00:11:08,681 --> 00:11:11,301 - What? - We came home with three children! 259 00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:14,292 Randall's little voice, at some point, it will go away. 260 00:11:14,322 --> 00:11:17,993 And Kevin will get that guy of moustaches, strange and tufted. 261 00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:19,885 And Kate. Kate will become a woman. 262 00:11:19,915 --> 00:11:22,021 And they won't need us anymore. 263 00:11:22,051 --> 00:11:24,001 But with another little guy... 264 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,226 Jack... 265 00:11:27,131 --> 00:11:29,481 - You are the love of my life. - Family' 266 00:11:30,081 --> 00:11:31,531 And our children... 267 00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:33,933 they are my world. 268 00:11:35,492 --> 00:11:36,992 - And then? - And that's it. 269 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,630 I won't have any more children. 270 00:11:41,195 --> 00:11:43,195 - 12 o'clock. Gia'. - 45 children. 271 00:11:43,508 --> 00:11:44,508 Understood. 272 00:11:45,536 --> 00:11:47,116 This is so funny, guys. 273 00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:48,655 - How about a dog? - No. 274 00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:49,334 No? 275 00:11:53,732 --> 00:11:55,168 - Signor Pearson? - And? 276 00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:57,448 Her father came to visit her. 277 00:11:57,790 --> 00:11:59,040 - Ciao. - Cows. 278 00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:02,223 I thought I'd pop in and see your office. 279 00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:04,816 Hell, I didn't climb any height similar since the nineties. 280 00:12:04,846 --> 00:12:08,496 - How did you get here? - I took the bus. Look here. 281 00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:10,493 All this is worthy of a king. 282 00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:13,394 "Who are kings when sovereignty it is lost, if not perfect shadows 283 00:12:13,424 --> 00:12:15,024 on a sunny day?" 284 00:12:16,432 --> 00:12:17,932 Christopher Marlowe. 285 00:12:18,314 --> 00:12:19,985 Hey, are you taking a lunch break? 286 00:12:20,015 --> 00:12:23,128 I'd like to take a tour of the city and revamp my wardrobe. 287 00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,998 - What? - Yes, I need to improve my appearance 288 00:12:25,028 --> 00:12:28,552 before meeting the Creator. I thought you'd like to come with me. 289 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:32,325 Wow. I would like. Really. But today I also work during my lunch break. 290 00:12:32,355 --> 00:12:34,692 - Why don't you go with Jessie? - I don't trust your opinion. 291 00:12:34,722 --> 00:12:37,036 According to him I'm fine with anything. 292 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:40,348 Listen, I don't want to disturb, but it's a beautiful day. 293 00:12:40,378 --> 00:12:42,728 I don't know how many more I have left. 294 00:12:44,702 --> 00:12:47,166 - I can't answer that. - No, you really can't. 295 00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:48,346 Well, that's fine. 296 00:12:54,237 --> 00:12:56,522 - Have a nice lunch. - It's not a full lunch, man. 297 00:12:56,552 --> 00:12:58,102 Just a quick thing. 298 00:13:01,661 --> 00:13:04,851 There's a pavilion over there. That's where we hold yoga, percussion, 299 00:13:04,881 --> 00:13:07,265 kitchen and workshop on thoughtful nutrition. 300 00:13:07,295 --> 00:13:10,756 - Here are the horse stables. - But where is the gym? 301 00:13:10,786 --> 00:13:12,744 I mean, did I miss it? Or... 302 00:13:12,774 --> 00:13:16,318 Oh, no, we have one, of course. But it's not the main element of our campus. 303 00:13:16,348 --> 00:13:19,393 Oh, I thought I was going to pass the most of the time in there, 304 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,917 on a treadmill and that I would have struggled a lot. 305 00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:24,794 Well, we're not typical weight loss program, Kate. 306 00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:28,832 We do not provide a quick exterior cure. We focus more on the internal aspect. 307 00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:30,945 Let's address the problem that it hides under the weight. 308 00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:33,448 Oh, well, that's simple. Because underneath the weight there is... 309 00:13:33,478 --> 00:13:34,828 so much more weight. 310 00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:41,434 We encourage guests to disconnect as much as possible. 311 00:13:41,464 --> 00:13:43,914 I'm sorry, it's a family emergency. 312 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,200 Hey, Kev. 313 00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:48,798 - What's the emergency? -How do you know? 314 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,647 - Wait, do you actually have one? - I can sense Sloane's fury. 315 00:13:52,677 --> 00:13:54,215 And it's a fiery fury. 316 00:13:54,245 --> 00:13:57,380 - It's making me sweat. - She's not the first to get mad at you. 317 00:13:57,410 --> 00:13:59,760 She's more than angry, trust me. 318 00:13:59,884 --> 00:14:02,175 - Anyway, how's the camp? - I would not know. 319 00:14:02,205 --> 00:14:03,760 It looks like a cult. 320 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:06,098 Or the Coop. I do not know. 321 00:14:06,683 --> 00:14:08,262 Hey, can you call Toby? 322 00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:11,123 He doesn't know anyone here and that would be a lot nice if you could keep him company. 323 00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:14,998 Are you serious? Incredible. I'll call you for help and end up making a nice gesture? 324 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,902 I'll send you his number. I love you. I have to go. HI. 325 00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:18,982 The boy? 326 00:14:19,936 --> 00:14:20,936 Brother. 327 00:14:21,675 --> 00:14:22,675 Well. 328 00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:26,337 But I have a boyfriend. 329 00:14:26,552 --> 00:14:28,752 Well, actually, a boyfriend. 330 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:30,380 Well... 331 00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:32,442 we'll see. 332 00:14:37,348 --> 00:14:38,838 Come on, out of the kitchen. Hey, 333 00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:41,480 guys, don't touch the cakes until Let's not put out candles, okay? 334 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,318 - My name is Inigo Montoya! - Floor. 335 00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:44,885 - You killed my father! - Darling? 336 00:14:44,915 --> 00:14:47,353 - Prepare to die! - Kevin, get off the table, please. 337 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,067 {an8} Popcorn? 338 00:14:47,383 --> 00:14:49,476 - Get off the table! - Kevin, listen to your mother, okay? 339 00:14:49,506 --> 00:14:51,437 I know it's your birthday, but... Hey, wow! 340 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,267 Girls, you are beautiful! 341 00:14:54,048 --> 00:14:55,748 Oh, my God, it's Madonna! 342 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,881 Wow, Madonna! Have you seen my daughter, Kate? 343 00:14:58,911 --> 00:15:00,927 This is his birthday party. 344 00:15:00,957 --> 00:15:03,648 - And she would love to meet you. - Dad... 345 00:15:03,678 --> 00:15:04,570 Kate! 346 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,894 How did I not recognize you? Why didn't anyone tell me it was Kate? 347 00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:09,870 She looks like Madonna! Wow. 348 00:15:10,072 --> 00:15:11,916 - You are very beautiful. - Thanks, dad. 349 00:15:11,946 --> 00:15:14,110 - Sophie has arrived! - Hey, Kate! 350 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:16,957 Happy birthday. I like your gloves. 351 00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,994 - I'm nothing special. Let's go! - Hey, 352 00:15:19,024 --> 00:15:22,474 I stayed up all night to put the glitter on, baby! 353 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,170 My God, what's happening to my life? 354 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,237 - Jack? - Yes'? 355 00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:26,917 I need you outside. 356 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:32,056 - Where is everyone? - I do not know. There are only Yvette's children. 357 00:15:32,086 --> 00:15:34,505 - And a child from his school. - Didn't we invite the whole class? 358 00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:35,535 Yes'. 359 00:15:36,171 --> 00:15:38,338 Ok, let's find out what's happening. 360 00:15:38,368 --> 00:15:40,568 Hey, Randall, come over here for a second. 361 00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:41,738 - Hey. - What is it? 362 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:43,806 - Where are the children at your school? - Already'. 363 00:15:43,836 --> 00:15:45,659 Oh, they probably won't come. 364 00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,387 Why'? You forgot to give them invitations? 365 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:49,867 No. I gave them to him. 366 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,010 Except they're not my friends. 367 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:56,008 - Come on, little man, it's not true. - Yes, they invited you to their parties. 368 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,338 Because of the rule. 369 00:15:57,368 --> 00:16:00,065 They wouldn't have invited me if it weren't for the rule. 370 00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:01,488 Well, honey, because... 371 00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:04,046 why didn't you tell us that Wouldn't anyone come? 372 00:16:04,076 --> 00:16:05,879 I didn't want to make you angry. 373 00:16:05,909 --> 00:16:07,754 Why would we be angry? 374 00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,433 - Do we seem angry to you? - Come on. 375 00:16:09,463 --> 00:16:10,463 No. 376 00:16:11,018 --> 00:16:12,486 - A little. - No. 377 00:16:12,516 --> 00:16:13,764 We're not angry at all. 378 00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:17,783 - How can they not be his friends? - I don't know. It's the best. 379 00:16:17,813 --> 00:16:20,058 He's sweet, smart and funny. 380 00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:21,711 - It's really fun. - I know! 381 00:16:21,741 --> 00:16:24,341 Not as funny as any child. 382 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,151 Is it because he's black? 383 00:16:27,327 --> 00:16:29,867 - Let's go... - Those racist bastards, right? 384 00:16:29,897 --> 00:16:30,897 Jack... 385 00:16:31,017 --> 00:16:32,978 - don't be moved. - It's not like that, I'm not. 386 00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:35,425 - You are moved. Yes, ok. - I'm not moved. 387 00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:37,729 Well, we need to get ourselves together. 388 00:16:41,484 --> 00:16:45,743 Why don't we kidnap some kids from two more parties and we send him to Randall? 389 00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:48,825 Okay, great, let's take three from there, so they will double his celebration. 390 00:16:48,855 --> 00:16:51,761 - Perfect. Let's go kidnap some kids. - Yes'? 391 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:57,063 Oh, man, I've never spent a whole day with a famous guy first. 392 00:16:57,093 --> 00:16:59,034 I had dinner with the guy who finished eighth 393 00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:01,129 on the season of "Idol" with Carrie Underwood, 394 00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:04,168 - but, obviously, you are much better. - Well, thanks, Toby. I appreciate it very much. 395 00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:06,249 Malia, how are you? It's nice to see you. 396 00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:08,284 He meets the girl at the entrance by name, of course. 397 00:17:08,314 --> 00:17:09,414 Hello, Malia. 398 00:17:09,525 --> 00:17:11,375 Please say hello to Sasha. 399 00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:14,295 It's an Obama joke. 400 00:17:14,439 --> 00:17:16,139 - Toby? Move. - Yes'? 401 00:17:17,089 --> 00:17:18,489 - Okay. - Here we go. 402 00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:21,386 This place is incredible. 403 00:17:21,844 --> 00:17:24,995 Did you see those two women? They look like two guests from "Westworld". 404 00:17:25,025 --> 00:17:27,482 I'm not interested. Any conversation I had with the two of them, 405 00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:30,043 I promise you, Toby, I've had it a million times before. 406 00:17:30,073 --> 00:17:31,141 It works like this: 407 00:17:31,171 --> 00:17:32,732 "Do you watch Il Tato? Really? 408 00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:35,817 "Yes, the baby is cute in real life. Do you also want to act in the theater? 409 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,147 Well, wonderful." 410 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,010 Margarita, tequila, soda, tequila on ice, tequila shot, 411 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,590 hotel, sex, room service, shower, sex, Uber. It's... 412 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:48,940 It's hard to believe that we belong to the same species. 413 00:17:49,477 --> 00:17:50,556 Olivia... Are you there? 414 00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,794 It was exciting, you know? And... 415 00:17:52,995 --> 00:17:56,135 dark and sexy. And the story with her was... 416 00:17:56,532 --> 00:17:57,932 it was electrifying. 417 00:17:58,037 --> 00:18:00,700 And Sloane instead is fantastic in its own way. 418 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:02,082 It's adorable, you know? 419 00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:04,367 And smart and interesting. 420 00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:05,547 So I have... 421 00:18:05,947 --> 00:18:07,135 I chose Sloane. 422 00:18:07,165 --> 00:18:08,165 But now... 423 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:12,031 now I wonder if I would have had to choose Olivia and... 424 00:18:13,762 --> 00:18:17,005 Okay, we don't have to get drunk and flirting with supermodels. 425 00:18:17,035 --> 00:18:18,385 We can also... 426 00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:21,011 talk if you want. 427 00:18:23,638 --> 00:18:25,138 Of your feelings. 428 00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:27,144 - Really? - Yes'. 429 00:18:28,028 --> 00:18:30,578 - How can you not like magic? - Okay. 430 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,496 Hey, sorry, hey, baby. 431 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:37,869 Do you like magic? Because I heard that There's a fantastic magician in the garden. 432 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,081 - I'm fine as it is. - Are you okay like this? 433 00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:42,393 - Safe? Wow. - Honey. Come here. 434 00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:45,176 - What is it? - You know who doesn't say "I'm fine like this"? 435 00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:46,756 - Who? - A child. 436 00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,290 Jack. 437 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,451 Here's the birthday boy. 438 00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:54,661 How's it going outside? Are you having fun? 439 00:18:54,691 --> 00:18:55,691 Yes'. 440 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:57,320 I'm going to the bathroom. 441 00:18:57,711 --> 00:19:01,307 Honey, I'm sorry if many didn't come at the party. I bet they wanted to come, 442 00:19:01,337 --> 00:19:04,085 but perhaps they had other commitments which they could not postpone. 443 00:19:04,115 --> 00:19:06,526 But no. It's just that they are not my friends. 444 00:19:06,556 --> 00:19:09,424 But I don't care. I have three good friends. 445 00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:12,859 There are many. And all three they came to my party. 446 00:19:12,889 --> 00:19:13,889 Okay. 447 00:19:14,272 --> 00:19:18,550 Do you still like your new school? Why do you keep telling us how much you love it and... 448 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,847 how much fun you have. 449 00:19:19,877 --> 00:19:22,958 Oh, yes. My teachers are fantastic and during lunch I'm with Andrew. 450 00:19:22,988 --> 00:19:24,872 We are creating a book of mazes. 451 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,044 Really? It's fantastic. 452 00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:32,317 Randall, you're the baby smartest I know. 453 00:19:32,347 --> 00:19:33,347 Thank you. 454 00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:36,446 - Can I go pee now? - Yes, go. 455 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,010 How is it going? 456 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,557 What happens? 457 00:19:53,282 --> 00:19:54,282 No. 458 00:19:57,298 --> 00:19:59,446 These are eights, I'm aiming for ten. 459 00:19:59,476 --> 00:20:00,845 Okay, okay. 460 00:20:01,571 --> 00:20:03,650 I'd give it another look at the last pair. 461 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,480 They deserved a full ten. 462 00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:06,627 Here they are. 463 00:20:13,273 --> 00:20:14,423 What do you think? 464 00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:17,075 I think your head is perfect for those glasses. 465 00:20:17,105 --> 00:20:20,291 - I also think I should go back to work. - One last stop to go. 466 00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:21,821 I want an eggnog. 467 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,430 - What is it? - A soda with milk and... 468 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,379 Fox's chocolate syrup. 469 00:20:26,409 --> 00:20:30,521 There must necessarily be syrup Fox's chocolate. I'll take these. 470 00:20:34,588 --> 00:20:35,588 Okay. 471 00:20:35,963 --> 00:20:37,363 - Okay, what? - Okay. 472 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:39,687 We can talk about it. 473 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,766 What? Seriously? 474 00:20:41,796 --> 00:20:44,969 Jack, I just spoke to Randall and he's amazing. 475 00:20:44,999 --> 00:20:49,310 And I know we can't take credit for his genes, but we raised him. 476 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,740 - It was us. And he's... - Yes. 477 00:20:52,677 --> 00:20:54,437 an incredible little person. 478 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:57,117 So, maybe not it would be bad to train... 479 00:20:57,866 --> 00:21:00,220 another incredible little person. 480 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:04,564 How disgusting. 481 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:10,102 - Yeah, the chips. - Ok, let's go get the chips. 482 00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:13,981 Imagine being a tree with roots... 483 00:21:14,368 --> 00:21:16,229 that grow deep. 484 00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:18,159 If a distraction emerges… 485 00:21:18,409 --> 00:21:22,783 reject it and return to your quiet, 486 00:21:23,175 --> 00:21:26,285 going further and further deep in your... 487 00:21:27,689 --> 00:21:29,228 - You have to recognize what you see. - Certain. 488 00:21:29,258 --> 00:21:30,308 I saw it. 489 00:21:31,742 --> 00:21:32,742 Birds... 490 00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:39,487 Let's start slowly. 491 00:21:40,145 --> 00:21:42,627 In this way, move your body. 492 00:21:42,657 --> 00:21:43,657 Here we are. 493 00:21:43,848 --> 00:21:45,645 Go down and hit. 494 00:21:48,918 --> 00:21:52,218 - That's enough. - Okay, we're all sweating together. 495 00:21:52,505 --> 00:21:53,955 Hey, Tobe, it's me. 496 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:58,877 Everyone here is crazy and I need it that you come and get me immediately... 497 00:22:02,607 --> 00:22:03,957 What problem do you have? 498 00:22:04,812 --> 00:22:06,603 Your voice annoys my horses. 499 00:22:06,633 --> 00:22:08,640 Well, horses can handle it. 500 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:10,164 Yes, well, I don't. 501 00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:13,098 Your voice annoys me too. 502 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,754 No, no, no. Wait. 503 00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:18,334 Ok, I don't accept insults from stable boy at the camp for the obese. 504 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,048 Not today, absolutely not. I gotta get out of this place, dammit. 505 00:22:22,078 --> 00:22:23,178 Good for you. 506 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:24,925 This place... 507 00:22:25,550 --> 00:22:26,600 it's useless. 508 00:22:27,224 --> 00:22:29,100 - I didn't say that. - It's just... 509 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,537 a waste of money. 510 00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:31,717 We are fat. 511 00:22:32,025 --> 00:22:35,357 I'm fat, you're fat. So what? What difference does it make? 512 00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,594 They're just cells and we don't we have more than others. 513 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:40,987 - It's actually more than that. - People come here, lose a few pounds. 514 00:22:41,017 --> 00:22:43,433 Learn to roast i Brussels sprouts 515 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,963 and goes home thinking she has changed. 516 00:22:46,711 --> 00:22:47,911 But ultimately... 517 00:22:49,015 --> 00:22:50,665 they are always the same. 518 00:22:51,221 --> 00:22:52,671 It's a joke. 519 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:56,705 The fact that people try to change their life is no joke. 520 00:22:56,735 --> 00:22:58,435 People don't change. 521 00:22:59,273 --> 00:23:01,007 We both know it. 522 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,366 That's why you're leaving. 523 00:23:08,092 --> 00:23:09,092 En garde! 524 00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:11,842 - My name is Inigo Montoya! - My name is Inigo Montoya! 525 00:23:11,872 --> 00:23:13,240 - You killed my father. - You killed my father. 526 00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:15,970 - Prepare to die. - Prepare to die. 527 00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:21,281 - Inigo. - You're very good. 528 00:23:21,311 --> 00:23:23,307 Dad, my hair is fine, right? 529 00:23:23,337 --> 00:23:25,568 - Are they in order? - I'm in order. 530 00:23:25,598 --> 00:23:28,129 Why are all the Madonnas here? Where's your sister? 531 00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:29,159 I do not know. 532 00:23:30,554 --> 00:23:32,304 - Jack... - I'll take care of it. 533 00:23:38,574 --> 00:23:40,274 - Hey, baby. - HI. 534 00:23:40,615 --> 00:23:43,284 Because you're not with yours friends at Kevin's party? 535 00:23:43,314 --> 00:23:45,566 - Nobody wanted to learn to dance "Vogue". - What? 536 00:23:45,596 --> 00:23:47,774 - Why not? - They prefer Kevin to me. 537 00:23:47,804 --> 00:23:50,584 - Like everyone. - Come on, it's not true. 538 00:23:50,614 --> 00:23:52,411 - Yes, yes. - No, that's not true. 539 00:23:52,441 --> 00:23:53,941 - Yes, yes. - No. 540 00:23:54,503 --> 00:23:57,403 You think he prefers Kevin to you? Honestly... 541 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,586 I can barely stand it. 542 00:24:02,059 --> 00:24:04,148 Hey, you know what I think? 543 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,443 I think your Madonna themed party... 544 00:24:07,939 --> 00:24:09,119 it's a little... 545 00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:10,349 too cool... 546 00:24:10,569 --> 00:24:13,569 for most ten year old boys. 547 00:24:14,388 --> 00:24:17,138 But it makes me want it to dance to "Vogue". 548 00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:19,968 The fact is, I'm not in able to dance "Vogue". 549 00:24:19,998 --> 00:24:22,148 Could you show me how it's done? 550 00:24:22,381 --> 00:24:24,986 Come on, help your old man. Show me how it's done. 551 00:24:25,016 --> 00:24:27,469 I know perfectly well that you can teach me how to dance to "Vogue". 552 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:28,897 - Okay. - Ok, what should I do? 553 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,836 Form an L with your hands. 554 00:24:30,957 --> 00:24:32,051 - As'? - Yes'. 555 00:24:32,081 --> 00:24:33,081 Okay. 556 00:24:33,629 --> 00:24:34,815 - This side? - From both of us. 557 00:24:34,845 --> 00:24:35,779 - On both sides? - Yes'. 558 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,190 - And we continue to change sides? - Yes'. 559 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:39,920 Are we dancing to "Vogue"? 560 00:24:40,529 --> 00:24:42,229 We're dancing to "Vogue"! 561 00:24:42,364 --> 00:24:43,529 Wow! 562 00:24:43,696 --> 00:24:46,796 I didn't think it was like that fun to dance to "Vogue". 563 00:24:47,149 --> 00:24:48,696 Should we sit or stand? 564 00:24:48,726 --> 00:24:51,110 We are standing. Let's try dancing it standing. 565 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:52,577 - And we dance to "Vogue". - Dad, 566 00:24:52,607 --> 00:24:53,558 - Yes? - strike a pose. 567 00:24:53,588 --> 00:24:54,938 I pose. 568 00:24:55,979 --> 00:24:57,567 Fantastic. Hey, Kate... 569 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:58,897 strike a pose. 570 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:00,862 Hey, you know what? Let's turn up the volume. 571 00:25:00,892 --> 00:25:02,692 - Dad... - Yes, honey? 572 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,500 At this moment, I just want to be alone. 573 00:25:09,445 --> 00:25:10,445 Okay. 574 00:25:12,118 --> 00:25:13,118 Okay. 575 00:25:15,757 --> 00:25:16,974 Well, come... 576 00:25:17,004 --> 00:25:19,917 to enjoy the other party, when you feel like it, okay? 577 00:25:19,947 --> 00:25:21,547 When you feel like it. 578 00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:23,967 Okay? We'll be over there waiting for you. 579 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:27,300 Thanks, dad. 580 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,659 You're welcome. 581 00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:36,989 Let me see if I understand. Did you have... 582 00:25:37,019 --> 00:25:39,588 two amazing women and you six let both escape. 583 00:25:39,618 --> 00:25:42,698 - Well, I've gotten this far, thanks. - Well, lucky for you, 584 00:25:42,728 --> 00:25:44,428 I am the undisputed king... 585 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,877 great demonstrations of love. 586 00:25:47,189 --> 00:25:48,499 In a way, that's how it is. 587 00:25:48,529 --> 00:25:51,136 Exact. While you were in I go around seducing women, 588 00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:54,191 taking advantage of what mother nature provides he gifted you, that is, a killer body, 589 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,392 I had a fruitful 20 years 590 00:25:56,422 --> 00:26:00,048 making nice gestures towards them of women, to make them fall at my feet. 591 00:26:00,078 --> 00:26:01,428 And, moreover... 592 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,517 and I'm not just saying it, I saw it all the romantic films produced so far. 593 00:26:05,547 --> 00:26:08,247 So, you just have to choose a girl... 594 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:11,217 and I will help you win her back. 595 00:26:12,858 --> 00:26:13,958 - Okay. - Okay. 596 00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:15,416 I... 597 00:26:15,887 --> 00:26:17,337 - I choose... - Yes? 598 00:26:19,059 --> 00:26:20,869 - They are both wonderful... - Yes. Okay. 599 00:26:20,899 --> 00:26:23,099 Okay, Kevin. Kevin, Kevin, look at me. 600 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:25,431 A demonstration of love, 601 00:26:25,461 --> 00:26:28,618 of this caliber, will get his effect only if you address it 602 00:26:28,648 --> 00:26:30,498 to the love of your life... 603 00:26:30,787 --> 00:26:33,261 do you understand? The ending of "Notting Hill" wouldn't be the same 604 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:36,756 if Hugh Grant thought that Julia Roberts is a "can do." 605 00:26:36,786 --> 00:26:39,630 Okay? It would just be a movie about someone who annoys someone at a press conference. 606 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:40,660 Am I right? 607 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:43,743 - I've never seen him. - Are you kidding me? What? 608 00:26:43,773 --> 00:26:45,323 - Never seen it. - What? 609 00:26:45,914 --> 00:26:46,914 All right... 610 00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:48,548 - Kevin, close your eyes. - What do you want to do? 611 00:26:48,578 --> 00:26:50,208 Close your eyes. 612 00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:57,108 Well, now I want you to imagine the love of your life. 613 00:26:58,668 --> 00:27:02,579 Imagine you are only 30 seconds to win her back. 614 00:27:03,156 --> 00:27:04,546 One possibility... 615 00:27:04,576 --> 00:27:05,742 three sentences. 616 00:27:06,304 --> 00:27:07,566 What would the sentences be 617 00:27:07,596 --> 00:27:09,145 and who would you tell them to? 618 00:27:15,815 --> 00:27:17,007 Did you do it? 619 00:27:17,037 --> 00:27:19,437 - Yes, I've decided. - Did you decide. Well. 620 00:27:20,173 --> 00:27:22,032 - We'll make it. Toby, you're a stud, you know? - Okay. 621 00:27:22,062 --> 00:27:23,247 That's what I was trying to make you understand. 622 00:27:23,277 --> 00:27:24,394 - Let's go? Okay. - I'll go get the car. 623 00:27:26,508 --> 00:27:27,708 Let's say that... 624 00:27:28,373 --> 00:27:30,460 - Listen, William, I have a question. - The only stupid question 625 00:27:30,490 --> 00:27:33,318 - it's the one that isn't asked. - Ok, I got it. That's why I do it. 626 00:27:33,348 --> 00:27:37,178 We just went to three restaurants different, looking for your eggnog. 627 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,819 One had Hershey's syrup, instead of Fox's. 628 00:27:39,849 --> 00:27:42,411 - In the other they didn't have takeaway cups. - Is this a question or a summary? 629 00:27:42,441 --> 00:27:43,717 My question is: 630 00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:48,210 because, if we have finally found an eggnog of your liking, 631 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,444 why on earth, William, 632 00:27:49,474 --> 00:27:50,957 Aren't you drinking it? 633 00:27:50,987 --> 00:27:53,087 It's not the right time yet. 634 00:27:53,415 --> 00:27:56,294 Ok, no problem. I have a lots of time available. 635 00:27:56,324 --> 00:27:59,348 - Nothing important for my career... - Hey, could you pull over? Right there. 636 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:02,678 - There'? Sure, why not. It's... - In this parking lot. 637 00:28:11,548 --> 00:28:12,657 Here we are. 638 00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:15,366 And now? 639 00:28:16,951 --> 00:28:19,151 I would like to drive your car. 640 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,399 - Would you like... - Drive your car, yes. 641 00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:26,703 Okay. 642 00:28:28,216 --> 00:28:29,846 Well. How cool. 643 00:28:47,479 --> 00:28:48,479 What are you doing? 644 00:28:51,259 --> 00:28:53,059 When you feel ready. 645 00:28:56,427 --> 00:28:58,677 You could connect it to something and... 646 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,110 press Play? 647 00:29:25,747 --> 00:29:27,754 - What happens? - When I was a child, in Memphis 648 00:29:27,784 --> 00:29:29,420 there was a record shop... 649 00:29:29,450 --> 00:29:30,450 "Hoppy's". 650 00:29:30,955 --> 00:29:33,824 I heard they have it closed a couple of years ago. 651 00:29:33,854 --> 00:29:36,124 When I was a kid, it was a meeting place. 652 00:29:36,154 --> 00:29:39,758 They let you listen to any record, even if you didn't buy it. 653 00:29:39,788 --> 00:29:42,638 One of the owners, his name was Mo Moretti... 654 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:46,656 he could guess the music I needed just looking at you. 655 00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:50,077 Every Saturday morning, we waited that Mo opened the shop. 656 00:29:50,107 --> 00:29:53,507 He arrived in his Cadillac Series 62, completely black, 657 00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:56,300 with music coming out of the window, some killer glasses 658 00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:58,130 and drinking grape juice. 659 00:29:59,488 --> 00:30:01,628 I've always wanted to be like Mo. 660 00:30:01,658 --> 00:30:03,408 Even just for a minute. 661 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,311 Driving around in a nice car... 662 00:30:07,537 --> 00:30:09,715 drinking my favorite drink... 663 00:30:09,745 --> 00:30:12,028 and listening to my favorite music. 664 00:30:12,058 --> 00:30:16,058 It's one of those things I always have wanted to do before dying. 665 00:30:20,549 --> 00:30:22,049 And then you will. 666 00:30:23,768 --> 00:30:25,918 Well, son, the thing is... 667 00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:27,584 I don't know how to drive. 668 00:30:28,901 --> 00:30:30,673 - What would it be like? - I never got a driving license. 669 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,118 I didn't need it. 670 00:30:32,148 --> 00:30:34,281 I lived mostly in the city and... 671 00:30:34,311 --> 00:30:37,849 I couldn't afford a car anyway, when he happened to live elsewhere. 672 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:41,779 It's embarrassing to have to admit, At my age, I don't know how to drive. 673 00:30:45,146 --> 00:30:47,196 Do you want me to teach you how to do it? 674 00:30:47,659 --> 00:30:49,109 I was hoping you would. 675 00:30:49,561 --> 00:30:51,501 Yes'. It would mean... 676 00:30:51,742 --> 00:30:53,172 a lot for me. 677 00:30:54,876 --> 00:30:56,726 - So, okay. - Well. 678 00:30:56,810 --> 00:30:58,124 Don't you know anything at all? 679 00:30:58,154 --> 00:30:59,754 - Just the basics. - Okay. 680 00:31:00,064 --> 00:31:02,100 Can you see clearly from the mirror on the left? 681 00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:03,618 - The rearview mirror? - It's okay. 682 00:31:03,648 --> 00:31:05,155 - The mirror on the right? - I can see clearly from there too. 683 00:31:05,456 --> 00:31:06,456 Welcome. 684 00:31:06,808 --> 00:31:08,058 Join us. 685 00:31:10,225 --> 00:31:12,375 Come on, guys. Follow the rhythm. 686 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:14,072 There you are. 687 00:31:22,197 --> 00:31:23,575 Feel the beat, guys. 688 00:31:23,605 --> 00:31:25,405 Why are you moving? 689 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,685 Why are you here? 690 00:31:28,473 --> 00:31:30,023 Is it guilt? 691 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,650 Is it anger? 692 00:31:34,308 --> 00:31:36,288 Is it sadness? Or fear? 693 00:31:36,318 --> 00:31:37,829 Maybe it's the loneliness. 694 00:31:37,859 --> 00:31:39,409 Whatever it is... 695 00:31:39,707 --> 00:31:42,433 I want you to make it flow through your hands... 696 00:31:42,463 --> 00:31:44,513 and I want you to throw it out. 697 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,320 All right? Throw everything out. 698 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:48,889 Stronger! 699 00:31:52,098 --> 00:31:53,398 Come on, here we go! 700 00:31:59,566 --> 00:32:01,066 Throw it all out! 701 00:32:04,045 --> 00:32:05,745 Once again! Force! 702 00:32:06,817 --> 00:32:07,817 As'! 703 00:32:11,592 --> 00:32:12,592 Randall! 704 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,391 {an8}We don't want you to play anymore with us. You embarrass us. 705 00:32:16,575 --> 00:32:17,575 Hit! 706 00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:20,540 - Yes. Strike a pose. - Strike a pose. 707 00:32:21,246 --> 00:32:22,846 Fantastic. Hey, Kate. 708 00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:24,176 Strike a pose. 709 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,910 In memory of Jack Pearson 710 00:32:44,139 --> 00:32:46,339 In memory of 711 00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:47,666 Like this! 712 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:54,170 Everything is fine? 713 00:33:04,606 --> 00:33:05,606 All right. 714 00:33:07,170 --> 00:33:09,120 - Thank you. - God bless you! 715 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:27,656 HI. 716 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,319 -Kevin. - I... 717 00:33:34,752 --> 00:33:38,409 Before you say anything, there are three sentences I have to tell you, okay? 718 00:33:38,439 --> 00:33:40,080 - What? - I fell in love with you 719 00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:42,460 from the first moment I saw you. 720 00:33:43,284 --> 00:33:45,684 I should never have let you go. 721 00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:46,806 And... 722 00:33:49,044 --> 00:33:51,194 It's like you're a part of me. 723 00:33:51,278 --> 00:33:55,278 You know, like you're my arm and When I lost you, it's like... 724 00:33:55,931 --> 00:33:57,631 I had lost my arm. 725 00:33:59,151 --> 00:34:00,801 Ellipsis. 726 00:34:01,215 --> 00:34:03,200 And it's like I walked around 727 00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:04,530 without an arm 728 00:34:04,683 --> 00:34:07,033 for more than ten years, you know? And... 729 00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:09,219 Comma. 730 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,400 I want my arm back. 731 00:34:15,111 --> 00:34:17,861 Because, you know, I haven't never stopped thinking about it. 732 00:34:19,203 --> 00:34:20,653 Comma. Just... 733 00:34:21,734 --> 00:34:22,734 never. 734 00:34:28,008 --> 00:34:29,908 Parenthesis, you are beautiful... 735 00:34:31,415 --> 00:34:32,415 Anyway. 736 00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:38,594 Close brackets. 737 00:34:40,674 --> 00:34:41,674 Point. 738 00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:46,419 Are you going to answer me? 739 00:34:48,147 --> 00:34:49,447 -Kevin. - Yes'. 740 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,480 My ex-husband who doesn't I've been seeing it for 12 years... 741 00:34:55,164 --> 00:34:57,684 he just showed up unexpectedly at my door. 742 00:34:57,714 --> 00:35:00,864 You know, I don't really know what you wait for me to answer you. 743 00:35:02,074 --> 00:35:03,074 Okay. 744 00:35:05,828 --> 00:35:08,578 - Tell me I can come in. - I cannot. 745 00:35:10,272 --> 00:35:11,272 Okay. 746 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:16,280 You can answer me that you will reflect... 747 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:20,228 about seeing each other? Maybe we can talk a little. I want... 748 00:35:20,258 --> 00:35:21,808 I just want to talk to you. 749 00:35:28,448 --> 00:35:29,448 Okay. 750 00:35:32,248 --> 00:35:33,248 Okay. 751 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:39,681 You always have to get things done big, right, Pearson? 752 00:35:39,711 --> 00:35:40,911 For you always, 753 00:35:41,775 --> 00:35:42,775 Sophie. 754 00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:53,208 They left everything behind. 755 00:35:57,975 --> 00:35:58,975 Kevin. 756 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,808 Hey, come here. 757 00:36:05,315 --> 00:36:06,315 So... 758 00:36:07,283 --> 00:36:10,613 Sophie is Kate's best friend and is spending the entire party with you. 759 00:36:10,643 --> 00:36:11,943 Don't you think that... 760 00:36:12,307 --> 00:36:14,365 maybe you should suggest... 761 00:36:15,304 --> 00:36:17,451 to go and play with your sister for a while? 762 00:36:17,481 --> 00:36:18,831 I can't, dad. 763 00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:23,249 I love her. 764 00:36:31,534 --> 00:36:32,534 Wow. 765 00:36:33,136 --> 00:36:36,164 So all of this party was for Sophie. 766 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,428 I think so. 767 00:36:41,288 --> 00:36:42,938 - He loves her. - Oh, dear. 768 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,080 As you wish. 769 00:36:51,455 --> 00:36:52,705 You're still here. 770 00:36:53,692 --> 00:36:58,027 I know what you were doing before, when you took me the phone and you were an asshole. 771 00:36:58,057 --> 00:37:01,107 You pressured me for me to push myself further. 772 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:06,203 And I think that needs to be addressed the things I have avoided so far. 773 00:37:06,233 --> 00:37:07,467 You know, see... 774 00:37:07,497 --> 00:37:10,289 what lies beneath my weight. Therefore... 775 00:37:10,319 --> 00:37:11,319 thanks. 776 00:37:11,579 --> 00:37:13,327 For being an asshole. 777 00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:14,357 It was needed. 778 00:37:16,384 --> 00:37:17,584 Like I said, 779 00:37:18,431 --> 00:37:20,881 your voice annoyed my horses. 780 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:23,575 That's why I got it. 781 00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:26,419 And I wasn't being an asshole. 782 00:37:27,026 --> 00:37:28,526 I'm an asshole. 783 00:37:32,354 --> 00:37:33,604 Having said that... 784 00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:38,420 I'm glad you stayed. 785 00:37:39,109 --> 00:37:43,459 Because, you see, it just so happens that I you think you're a scary girl. 786 00:37:44,924 --> 00:37:46,774 And accommodation in house 13. 787 00:37:48,679 --> 00:37:50,379 Whenever you want, I'll wait for you. 788 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:53,437 - No thank you. - No, you see... 789 00:37:53,566 --> 00:37:55,166 You don't see it yet. 790 00:37:56,247 --> 00:37:57,297 But you and me? 791 00:37:59,188 --> 00:38:00,838 Sooner or later it will happen. 792 00:38:03,043 --> 00:38:04,643 Oh, I don't think so. 793 00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,967 Oh, yes. 794 00:38:12,153 --> 00:38:13,353 No, but no. 795 00:38:17,132 --> 00:38:18,732 I can't move. 796 00:38:19,904 --> 00:38:22,368 I have to wash my face, but I can't move. 797 00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:24,881 - Would you wash my face? - Oh, I can't. 798 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:27,711 I'm dead. These three parties killed me. 799 00:38:29,324 --> 00:38:30,774 - Hey, Bec? - Yes'? 800 00:38:32,224 --> 00:38:34,274 Speeches don't work anymore. 801 00:38:36,424 --> 00:38:38,774 I couldn't cheer Kate up. 802 00:38:39,197 --> 00:38:40,397 And usually... 803 00:38:40,908 --> 00:38:42,648 I know how to do it. You understand? 804 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,860 I tried, but it didn't work. 805 00:38:48,281 --> 00:38:50,165 We can't have a another son now. 806 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:51,195 No. 807 00:38:53,217 --> 00:38:55,638 I believe these three will become increasingly difficult. 808 00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:56,968 - Already'. - Already'. 809 00:39:00,190 --> 00:39:03,590 I miss Kevin when he called the "sin-potto" hiccup. 810 00:39:04,199 --> 00:39:05,899 - Do you remember? - Yes'. 811 00:39:06,215 --> 00:39:07,215 Yes'. 812 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:11,262 I miss when we used to watch in the rearview mirror 813 00:39:11,292 --> 00:39:14,821 and they were all asleep in theirs seats, with their mouths open. 814 00:39:14,851 --> 00:39:17,501 I miss when there we all dressed the same. 815 00:39:17,784 --> 00:39:18,784 Already'. 816 00:39:25,869 --> 00:39:27,792 - Hey, maybe we could... - No, no dog. 817 00:39:27,822 --> 00:39:28,822 No? Okay. 818 00:39:31,756 --> 00:39:33,506 Eat this, Randall! 819 00:39:38,093 --> 00:39:39,243 Thank God. 820 00:39:39,606 --> 00:39:41,056 Surprise attack. 821 00:39:41,290 --> 00:39:42,740 Surprise attack! 822 00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:46,286 Dad'! 823 00:39:47,158 --> 00:39:49,230 - No, no, no! - Oh, I got you! 824 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:51,313 I have a shield. I have a human shield! 825 00:39:51,343 --> 00:39:53,893 - Help! - I have a human shield. Away, away! 826 00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:56,930 All yours, Will Hill. 827 00:39:57,066 --> 00:39:58,649 I'm getting the hang of it, Randall. 828 00:39:58,679 --> 00:39:59,829 You can do it. 829 00:40:00,338 --> 00:40:02,088 You've been driving for about... 830 00:40:02,516 --> 00:40:03,816 A good 15 minutes. 831 00:40:05,618 --> 00:40:07,768 It's a dream coming true. 832 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,100 Thank you so much, Randall. 833 00:40:10,593 --> 00:40:12,183 - It's a pleasure. - Wow. 834 00:40:12,213 --> 00:40:13,963 - Look here. - We see. 835 00:40:15,588 --> 00:40:18,988 - Oh, I might as well leave you alone now. - Hey, buddy... 836 00:40:20,345 --> 00:40:23,095 Tell me I scared you, right, son? 837 00:40:23,273 --> 00:40:24,623 Dude, relax. 838 00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:34,333 Away, away, away, away, away! 839 00:40:35,927 --> 00:40:37,877 What was it? Ready? Ready? 840 00:40:37,907 --> 00:40:41,147 {an8}Happy Birthday! Love, Sophie 841 00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:39,537 Go! 842 00:40:43,101 --> 00:40:44,801 Oh, you're in trouble now! 843 00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:47,633 Do you happen to know... 844 00:40:47,848 --> 00:40:49,348 if you have six fingers... 845 00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:50,888 on the right hand? 846 00:40:52,238 --> 00:40:54,804 Do you have six fingers on your right hand? 847 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,629 From Sophie: Where? 848 00:41:07,314 --> 00:41:08,284 A... 849 00:41:08,314 --> 00:41:09,314 two... 850 00:41:10,022 --> 00:41:11,022 and three. 851 00:41:17,372 --> 00:41:19,972 - We are waiting! - Okay, let's not peek. 852 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:24,899 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! KATE, KEVIN, RANDALL AND THE AMAZING DAD 853 00:41:25,103 --> 00:41:28,203 - Happy birthday, dad! - Happy birthday, dad! 854 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,785 In memory of Jack Pearson 855 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,120 Anonymous Translators (www.tracchettoanonimi.it)